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- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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- I CAN'’T HEAR YOU.

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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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- ♪ OHH... ♪

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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ SPONGEBOB ♪

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♪ SQUAREPANTS! ♪

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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[nautical themed music]

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♪ ♪

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- OOH.

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DELICIOUS.

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pop!

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squish!

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pop!

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squish! squish! squish!

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pop! pop! pop!

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[multiple squishing sounds]

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[multiple popping sounds]

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quack!

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[various smooshing sounds]

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TOP OF THE MORNIN'’ TO YOU!

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[laughs]

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- [meows]

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KRUSTY KRAB, SPONGEBOB SPEAKING.

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[laughs]

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ring! ring!

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GARY, IS THAT YOU?

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GARY, I KNOW YOU'’RE THERE.

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I CAN HEAR YOU BREATHING.

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[gasps]

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OOH!

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MR. KRABS!

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THIS WEINER TASTES
JUST LIKE A KRABBY PATTY.

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MAYBE WE CAN ADD THEM
TO THE MENU.

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- I'’M NOT IMPRESSED.

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- I MADE IT
WITH LEFTOVER INGREDIENTS.

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- NOW I'’M IMPRESSED.

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- HMM, I COULD'’VE SWORN
THAT SIGN SAID "OPEN."

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[sighs dramatically]

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- ONCE IN A WHILE I NEED TO
BREATHE IN AND NOT SMELL GREASE

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OR THE STENCH
OF MY MISERABLY FAILED LIFE.

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TALKING TO MYSELF...

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AGAIN.

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- AND THEN I JUST COOK IT
LIKE THIS...

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- GO ON.

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- MY, WHAT AN INTERESTING SHAPE.

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ARE THOSE FOR SALE?

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- WHY?

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WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY ONE?

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- WELL...

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THAT WOULD DEPEND
ON THE PRICE.

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- WOULD YOU PAY THE SAME
AS WHAT A KRABBY PATTY COSTS?

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- HMM.

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SURE, I SUPPOSE SO.

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- HOW ABOUT DOUBLE?

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- NOW YOU'’RE TALKING.

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- KRABBY PATTIES AGAIN?

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[sighs]

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IF ONLY THERE WERE
SOMETHING ELSE.

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HEY, WHAT YOU GOT THERE, FRANK?

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- IT'’S NEW.

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TASTES JUST LIKE
A KRABBY PATTY,

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BUT IT'’S SHAPED LIKE A WEINER.

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[all talking at once]

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- HEY, I'’D LIKE TO
REQUEST A WEINER.

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- ME TOO.
- ME TOO.

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all: WIENERS! WIENERS! WIENERS!

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- [wheezing]

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[chalk squeaking]

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- SQUIDWARD, WHAT'’S THAT NOISE?

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- EXCRUCIATING.

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- UP HERE, BOY;
TAKE A LOOK.

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- I CAN'’T READ IT FROM HERE,
MR. KRABS.

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WHAT'’S IT SAY?

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- IT SAYS,
"KRUSTY DOGS ONLY $3.99

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OR $4.99 WITH CHEESE."

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- $4.99?

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THAT'’S HIGHWAY ROBBERY.

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- AVEC FROMAGE,
MONSIEUR SQUIDWARD,

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AVEC FROMAGE.

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- MY KRUSTY DOG...

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HANDWRITTEN ON THE MENU.

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OH, PINCH ME, SQUIDWARD.

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- PINCH YOURSELF, YOU NINNY.

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- SPONGEBOB,
THREE MORE KRUSTY DOGS, PRONTO.

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- AYE-AYE, CAP'’N.

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- SPONGEBOB!

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THREE MORE ORDERS
OF KRUSTY DOGS,

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EXTRA KRUSTY.

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- WOW, MR. KRABS,

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WE SURE ARE GETTING A LOT
OF ORDERS FOR KRUSTY DOGS.

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- YEP.

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- YEAH, I'’LL GET THOSE GOING

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RIGHT AFTER I FINISH COOKING UP
THESE KRABBY PATTIES.

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- OH, FORGET ABOUT
MAKING THOSE PATTIES,

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JUST MAKE THE WIENERS.

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- "JUST MAKE THE WIENERS"?

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UM, EXCUSE ME, MR. KRABS.

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WHERE ARE YOU GOING
WITH THAT LADDER?

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MR. KRABS?

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- I'’M JUST GOING TO
MAKE A FEW CHANGES

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TO THE KRUSTY KRAB MENU,
THAT'’S ALL.

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- CHANGES?

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- OH, THAT REMINDS ME.

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DO YOU HAVE AN ERASER
I COULD BORROW?

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- ERASER?

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- AH, NEVER MIND,
I'’LL JUST CROSS IT OFF.

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NO MORE KRABBY PATTIES.

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[dramatic music]

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- [babbling incoherently]

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[sirens blaring]

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[tires screeching]

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- [babbling]

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- OKAY, JUST BREATHE
NORMALLY, SON.

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- [babbling]

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- THERE YOU GO.

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THAT'’S IT.

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- THERE.
HE'’S STARTING TO REVIVE.

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- I HAD THIS HORRIBLE DREAM
THAT MR. KRABS

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WAS NEVER GONNA LET ME COOK
KRABBY PATTIES AGAIN.

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[heavy scraping sound]

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- PARDON ME.

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[crying]

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- WE'’RE LOSING HIM.

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crash!

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- SPONGEBOB.

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SPONGEBOB.

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WAKE UP.

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- WHERE AM I?

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AND WHAT ARE THESE
PARAMEDICS DOING HERE?

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- YOU'’RE BACK
IN YOUR OLD KITCHEN,

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AND THE PAIR OF PARAMEDICS
WERE HERE TO REVIVE YOU.

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- I WAS ASLEEP?

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- YEAH.

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BUT JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

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SO I ONLY DOCKED YOUR PAY FOR
THE TIME YOU WERE UNCONSCIOUS.

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- MR. KRABS, ISN'’T THAT
WHERE THE GRILL USED TO BE?

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- MAYBE.

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BUT NOW WE HAVE THIS!

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- AND WHAT ABOUT MY--
MY SPATULA?

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- I GOT YOU A NEW ONE.

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[deflating sound]

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[laughter]

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ALL RIGHT, THOSE WIENERS AREN'’T
GONNA ROTISSERIE THEMSELVES.

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EVERYBODY BACK TO WORK.

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- AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN.

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SQUIDWARD, CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR ONE SECOND?

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- I DON'’T KNOW.

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THAT'’S A PRETTY LONG TALK.

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- HAS ANYTHING EVER HAPPENED
AT YOUR JOB

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THAT MADE IT, WELL,
NOT AS FUN AS IT USED TO BE.

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- WELL, ACTUALLY, YES.

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- REALLY?
WHAT WAS IT.

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- BEING HIRED.

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- I DON'’T KNOW WHY,

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BUT THINGS JUST AREN'’T THE SAME

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SINCE KRUSTY DOGS
WERE ADDED TO THE MENU.

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- SPONGEBOB, MY BOY.

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I REALIZED LONG AGO
THAT THERE IS NOTHING,

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I REPEAT, NOTHING THAT COULD
MAKE THIS JOB ANY MORE BORING

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OR HUMILIATING OR DEMEANING
THAN IT ALREADY IS.

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- LOOK AT THAT GUY
DRESSED LIKE A HOT DOG, MOMMY.

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- LET THAT INSPIRE YOU
TO STAY IN SCHOOL, BILLY.

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- MR. KRABS?

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- AHOY, SPONGEBOB.

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HOW GOES THE WIENERS?

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- MEH.

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I WAS KIND OF WONDERING,

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COULD WE JUST GO BACK
TO SELLING KRABBY PATTIES?

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- WHAT ON EARTH FOR?

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KRUSTY DOGS
WAS YOUR BEST IDEA EVER, BOY.

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- I KNOW, I--

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WELL, I GUESS I SORT OF
JUST MISS THE KRABBY PATTIES.

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AFTER ALL, THEY'’RE WHAT
GAVE THIS PLACE ITS NAME.

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- YEAH, GOOD POINT.

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- YEAH, I MEAN, DON'’T YOU THINK
THAT WE SHOULD--

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[gasps]

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"KRUSTY DOG"?

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THOSE WIENERS HAVE GOT TO GO.

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HERE YOU ARE, HUNGRY CUSTOMERS,

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YOUR DELICIOUS KRUSTY DOGS.

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- THEY DO LOOK DELICIOUS.

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- YES.

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EAT ONE AND YOU WILL DEVELOP
AN UNSIGHTLY SKIN CONDITION.

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HERE'’S YOUR FOOT LONG, SIR.

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- THANKS.

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12 INCHES OF DELICIOUSNESS.

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- YEAH.

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YOU KNOW, WHAT GIVES THEM
THAT ADDED FLAVOR?

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- NO, WHAT?

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- NOSE HAIRS
AND RECYCLED DENTAL FLOSS.

206
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- SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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- WE HAVE GOT TO GET RID
OF THESE WIENERS

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AND BRING BACK THE KRABBY PATTY.

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- SPONGEBOB, I NEVER THOUGHT
I'’D BE SAYING THIS,

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BUT COUNT ME IN.

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- HOORAY!

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- HELP!

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I'’M HAVING TERRIBLE
ABDOMINAL PAIN!

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I THINK IT WAS THE...

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THE...

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LINE.

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- WEINER.

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- THE WEINER!

219
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- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

220
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ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

221
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I AM BUT A SIMPLE
OLD-TIMEY GENTLEMAN.

222
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I CAME HERE
FOR ONE PURPOSE TODAY.

223
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- SO I SAID,
"IT DIDN'’T SMELL SO BAD,

224
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"BUT IT TASTE--

225
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- QUIET, GRANNY!

226
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I'’M TALKIN'’!

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- OH.

228
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- AND THAT IS TO LOUDLY DECRY

229
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THESE MODERN NEW-FANGLED DAYS
OF WIENERS

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AND TO BEG FOR A RETURN
TO A SIMPLER TIME,

231
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A KRABBY PATTIER TIME.

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- I'’M NOT REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT
POSSIBLE ILL HEALTH EFFECTS.

233
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HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS?
- NAH.

234
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- HOW ABOUT NOSTALGIA?

235
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- NEVER HEARD OF HIM.

236
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- OKAY, THAT DIDN'’T
WORK AT ALL.

237
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- IT ONLY SEEMED TO INCREASE
THEIR APPETITE FOR WIENERS.

238
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- WE NEED STRONGER TACTICS.

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- RIGHT.

240
00:10:01,206 --> 00:10:03,206
SOMETHING THAT WOULD MAKE
MR. KRABS WHOLE WEINER THING

241
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BLOW RIGHT UP IN HIS FACE.

242
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- YEAH.

243
00:10:05,551 --> 00:10:06,827
BLOW UP.

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00:10:06,827 --> 00:10:07,827
honk!

245
00:10:07,827 --> 00:10:08,827
SQUIDWARD, THAT'’S IT!

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00:10:08,827 --> 00:10:10,137
[laughs]

247
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BEAUTIFUL.

248
00:10:23,517 --> 00:10:25,655
YOUR KRUSTY DOG, SIR,
WITH EXTRA MUSTARD.

249
00:10:25,655 --> 00:10:26,793
- THANKS.

250
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,172
- CAN I BRING YOU
SOMETHING ELSE?

251
00:10:30,965 --> 00:10:32,586
OKAY, I GUESS NOT.

252
00:10:32,586 --> 00:10:33,896
THANK YOU, SIR.

253
00:10:37,896 --> 00:10:40,275
WAIT FOR IT, SPONGEBOB,
WAIT FOR IT.

254
00:10:40,275 --> 00:10:41,551
NOW!

255
00:10:45,172 --> 00:10:46,172
- YEAH, REMEMBER THAT?

256
00:10:46,172 --> 00:10:47,931
THAT WAS--
OH, MY NEPTUNE!

257
00:10:47,931 --> 00:10:50,310
THAT KRUSTY DOG
IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!

258
00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:52,275
- WHAT?
WHERE?

259
00:10:52,275 --> 00:10:53,275
pop!

260
00:10:53,275 --> 00:10:54,689
splat!

261
00:10:54,689 --> 00:10:57,482
[all screaming]

262
00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:58,655
[all muttering angrily]

263
00:10:58,655 --> 00:11:00,275
- IT'’S ALL OVER ME.

264
00:11:00,275 --> 00:11:01,482
- I-I THINK I'’M GONNA BE SICK.

265
00:11:01,482 --> 00:11:03,655
- TELL MY GRANDCHILDREN
ABOUT THAT.

266
00:11:03,655 --> 00:11:05,103
- HAVE A NICE DAY.

267
00:11:05,103 --> 00:11:07,689
- SPONGEBOB,
WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE?

268
00:11:07,689 --> 00:11:09,344
WHERE ARE ALL ME CUSTOMERS?

269
00:11:09,344 --> 00:11:10,344
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

270
00:11:10,344 --> 00:11:12,758
- OOH, I KNOW THE ANSWER.

271
00:11:15,103 --> 00:11:18,103
- HEY, SPONGEBOB,
HAVE YOU SEEN MR. SQUIDWARD?

272
00:11:18,103 --> 00:11:19,689
- I THINK HE'’S OUTSIDE
ON HIS BREAK.

273
00:11:19,689 --> 00:11:21,068
- PERFECT.

274
00:11:21,068 --> 00:11:23,724
AND KEEP THEM
KRABBY PATTIES COMING, BOY.

275
00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:25,551
- AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!

276
00:11:28,517 --> 00:11:31,517
- MOM, LOOK IT'’S A GUY DRESSED
AS A KRABBY PATTY.

277
00:11:31,517 --> 00:11:35,000
- IT'’S NEVER TOO SOON TO START
PICKING A GOOD COLLEGE, BILLY.

278
00:11:38,586 --> 00:11:40,827
thud!

279
00:11:40,827 --> 00:11:42,000
- [sighs]

280
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,586
WELL, I GUESS I WAS WRONG AGAIN.

281
00:11:44,586 --> 00:11:47,137
IT CAN ALWAYS GET
MORE HUMILIATING.

282
00:12:01,448 --> 00:12:04,379
[laughter]

283
00:12:06,068 --> 00:12:07,068
- YOU'’RE IT!

284
00:12:07,068 --> 00:12:08,068
[giggles]

285
00:12:08,068 --> 00:12:09,068
- NOT FOR LONG.

286
00:12:09,068 --> 00:12:12,000
[laughter]

287
00:12:13,103 --> 00:12:14,551
- HEY, TRY AND CATCH ME,
SPONGEBOB.

288
00:12:14,551 --> 00:12:16,655
slam!

289
00:12:16,655 --> 00:12:17,965
- TAG, YOU'’RE IT.

290
00:12:17,965 --> 00:12:19,206
- OH!

291
00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:20,931
THIS GAME'’S TOO HARD.

292
00:12:20,931 --> 00:12:22,172
- I KNOW.

293
00:12:22,172 --> 00:12:24,551
WHAT IF BOTH OF US ARE IT?

294
00:12:24,551 --> 00:12:27,620
- BUT, THEN,
WHO'’S GONNA BE NOT IT?

295
00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:29,551
- EXACTLY,
NEITHER OF US WILL KNOW.

296
00:12:29,551 --> 00:12:31,655
- OH.

297
00:12:31,655 --> 00:12:34,034
I LIKE NOT KNOWING.

298
00:12:34,034 --> 00:12:35,620
LET'’S PLAY!

299
00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:36,689
- I'’M IT!
- I'’M IT!

300
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:37,758
- I'’M IT!
- I'’M IT!

301
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:38,827
- I'’M IT!
- I'’M IT!

302
00:12:38,827 --> 00:12:39,896
- I'’M IT!
- I'’M IT!

303
00:12:39,896 --> 00:12:40,931
- I'’M IT!
- I'’M IT!

304
00:12:40,931 --> 00:12:42,758
- I'’M IT!
- I'’M IT!

305
00:12:42,758 --> 00:12:43,965
[laughing]

306
00:12:43,965 --> 00:12:45,206
WHOA!

307
00:12:45,206 --> 00:12:46,862
[screaming]

308
00:12:46,862 --> 00:12:47,862
- SPONGEBOB!

309
00:12:47,862 --> 00:12:49,068
smash!

310
00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:50,551
- HANG ON;
I'’M COMING!

311
00:12:50,551 --> 00:12:52,241
[screams]

312
00:12:52,241 --> 00:12:53,482
crash!

313
00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:55,482
[muffled speech]

314
00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:57,965
- WOW, WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

315
00:12:57,965 --> 00:13:00,793
- LOOK AT ALL THIS COOL STUFF!

316
00:13:00,793 --> 00:13:03,379
[laughs]

317
00:13:03,379 --> 00:13:05,241
HA!

318
00:13:05,241 --> 00:13:08,000
I'’M THE CAPTAIN!

319
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,137
YO-HO-HO, YA MATEYS!

320
00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:11,172
ARR!

321
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,413
[both grunting]

322
00:13:16,413 --> 00:13:18,068
EN GARDE!

323
00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:21,448
WHOA!

324
00:13:24,275 --> 00:13:25,448
THANKS, SPONGEBOB.

325
00:13:25,448 --> 00:13:27,275
I GUESS WE BETTER
BE MORE CAREFUL.

326
00:13:27,275 --> 00:13:28,517
- LET'’S GO BACK
TO THE MAIN DECK.

327
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,448
- OKAY.

328
00:13:30,448 --> 00:13:32,000
[screams]
thud!

329
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,241
- PATRICK!

330
00:13:33,241 --> 00:13:34,862
I'’M COMING, BUDDY.

331
00:13:36,137 --> 00:13:37,137
PATRICK?

332
00:13:37,137 --> 00:13:38,448
thunk!

333
00:13:38,448 --> 00:13:39,724
PATRICK!

334
00:13:39,724 --> 00:13:43,413
- OOH, SHINY AND SMOOTH.

335
00:13:46,689 --> 00:13:47,896
- WOW, WHAT'’S THIS?

336
00:13:47,896 --> 00:13:50,275
"MAUNA LOA."

337
00:13:50,275 --> 00:13:51,793
[electronic beeping]

338
00:13:51,793 --> 00:13:52,793
WHOA, I'’M LATE!

339
00:13:52,793 --> 00:13:54,206
GOT TO GET TO WORK.

340
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:57,586
♪ MAUNA LOA ♪

341
00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:58,655
♪ HOW I LOVE YA ♪

342
00:13:58,655 --> 00:14:01,206
♪ SECRET LOVIN'’ HIDEAWAY ♪

343
00:14:01,206 --> 00:14:03,655
♪ MY MAUNA LOA BAY-YAY-BEE ♪

344
00:14:03,655 --> 00:14:05,620
- SPONGEBOB.

345
00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:07,103
SPONGEBOB.

346
00:14:07,103 --> 00:14:08,586
SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

347
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,103
I'’VE BEEN SAYING
I NEED A KRABBY PATTY

348
00:14:10,103 --> 00:14:12,448
ABOUT A BAJILLION TIMES,
AND YOU--

349
00:14:12,448 --> 00:14:13,931
WHAT THE?

350
00:14:13,931 --> 00:14:15,965
[laughs]

351
00:14:15,965 --> 00:14:18,137
NICE PATTY, MICHELANGELO.

352
00:14:18,137 --> 00:14:20,689
I HOPE YOU'’RE NOT EXPECTING
AN AWARD ANY TIME SOON.

353
00:14:20,689 --> 00:14:22,517
[laughs]

354
00:14:22,517 --> 00:14:23,793
- OH, THAT'’S JUST MY SECRET--

355
00:14:23,793 --> 00:14:24,896
OH!

356
00:14:24,896 --> 00:14:28,000
[laughs nervously]

357
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,896
HERE YOU GO.

358
00:14:29,896 --> 00:14:31,586
- POROUS FREAK.

359
00:14:31,586 --> 00:14:32,655
- WHEW!

360
00:14:32,655 --> 00:14:33,655
THAT WAS CLOSE.

361
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:34,931
- SPONGEBOB!

362
00:14:34,931 --> 00:14:37,655
CHECK OUT THE NEW T-SHIRT
I JUST MADE.

363
00:14:37,655 --> 00:14:39,206
♪ SECRET HIDEOUT ♪

364
00:14:39,206 --> 00:14:40,586
♪ SECRET HIDEOUT ♪

365
00:14:40,586 --> 00:14:42,275
♪ SECRET HIDEOUT ♪

366
00:14:42,275 --> 00:14:43,586
♪ SECRET HIDEOUT ♪

367
00:14:43,586 --> 00:14:45,068
♪ SECRET HIDEOUT ♪

368
00:14:45,068 --> 00:14:46,241
♪ SECRET HIDE-- ♪

369
00:14:46,241 --> 00:14:47,620
- PATRICK, PLEASE!

370
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,068
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO,

371
00:14:49,068 --> 00:14:51,758
GIVE AWAY OUR SECRET HIDEOUT?

372
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,241
GIVE ME THAT.

373
00:14:53,241 --> 00:14:55,344
- WHAT'’S WITH ALL THE RACKET?

374
00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:57,000
- UH, S-SORRY, SIR.

375
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,379
- PATRICK, IF YOU'’RE GONNA
DISTRACT ME FRY COOK,

376
00:14:59,379 --> 00:15:01,275
THE LEAST YOU COULD DO
IS BUY SOME GRUB.

377
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,344
- YOU GOT IT, MR. KRABS.

378
00:15:03,344 --> 00:15:04,344
- BACK TO WORK, BOY.

379
00:15:04,344 --> 00:15:06,758
- SURE THING.

380
00:15:06,758 --> 00:15:09,689
[bell chimes]

381
00:15:10,758 --> 00:15:12,310
AR!

382
00:15:12,310 --> 00:15:13,965
- OH, LOOKS LIKE
THE WORK DAY IS OVER.

383
00:15:13,965 --> 00:15:15,724
SEE YOU TOMORROW, SIR.

384
00:15:15,724 --> 00:15:16,689
- THAT'’S...

385
00:15:16,689 --> 00:15:17,758
ODD.

386
00:15:17,758 --> 00:15:19,034
- HMM.

387
00:15:19,034 --> 00:15:20,310
WELL, LET'’S SEE.

388
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:21,551
- COME ON, PATRICK.

389
00:15:21,551 --> 00:15:22,965
WE HAVE TO GET BACK TO OUR...

390
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,310
PLAYGROUND.

391
00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:27,551
- KEEP THE CHANGE, MY GOOD MAN.

392
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:28,689
- HMM.

393
00:15:28,689 --> 00:15:29,965
A GUM WRAPPER

394
00:15:29,965 --> 00:15:31,655
AND A COIN
THAT SAYS "MAUNA LOA."

395
00:15:31,655 --> 00:15:33,275
- MAUNA LOA?

396
00:15:33,275 --> 00:15:35,517
AS IN THE SHIPWRECK MAUNA LOA?

397
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:36,965
LEGEND HAS IT

398
00:15:36,965 --> 00:15:40,137
THAT THE LARGEST UNFOUND
PIRATE'’S BOOTY LIES...

399
00:15:40,137 --> 00:15:41,655
IN ITS RUINS.

400
00:15:41,655 --> 00:15:43,758
- I'’VE BEEN SEARCHING
FOR THIS TREASURE

401
00:15:43,758 --> 00:15:45,758
NEARLY ME ENTIRE ADULT LIFE,

402
00:15:45,758 --> 00:15:48,206
LOOKING OVER EVERY NOOK,
EVERY CRANNY,

403
00:15:48,206 --> 00:15:49,827
EVERY DUMPSTER.

404
00:15:49,827 --> 00:15:51,758
ONCE I GET ME CLAWS ON IT,

405
00:15:51,758 --> 00:15:54,655
I'’LL BE THE RICHEST CRUSTACEAN
IN THE WORLD.

406
00:15:54,655 --> 00:15:56,896
- WELL, I GUESS
THAT EXPLAINS THIS.

407
00:15:56,896 --> 00:15:58,103
- HMM.

408
00:15:58,103 --> 00:15:59,655
LOOKS LIKE HIM
AND PATRICK ARE TRYING

409
00:15:59,655 --> 00:16:01,689
TO HORDE THE LOT FOR THEMSELVES.

410
00:16:01,689 --> 00:16:03,103
- COME ON, SQUIDWARD.

411
00:16:03,103 --> 00:16:05,172
WE'’RE GONNA LET THOSE
TWO DINGALINGS

412
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:07,862
LEAD US STRAIGHT
TO THE MAUNA LOA.

413
00:16:07,862 --> 00:16:10,586
- ACTUALLY, I HAVE A HOT DATE
WITH MY TOENAIL CLIPPER TONIGHT.

414
00:16:10,586 --> 00:16:11,655
BUT HAVE FUN WITH THAT.

415
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:17,241
- HEY, PATRICK, DO YOU THINK
WE GAVE AWAY TOO MUCH

416
00:16:17,241 --> 00:16:18,862
ABOUT OUR SECRET HIDEOUT?

417
00:16:18,862 --> 00:16:20,551
- OH, GEE, SPONGEBOB.

418
00:16:20,551 --> 00:16:23,724
WHO CARES IF EVERYONE KNOWS
ABOUT OUR SECRET HIDEOUT?

419
00:16:23,724 --> 00:16:25,344
- DOESN'’T THAT MAKE
THE SECRET HIDEOUT

420
00:16:25,344 --> 00:16:26,965
A LITTLE LESS SECRET-Y?

421
00:16:26,965 --> 00:16:28,448
- WELL, NO.

422
00:16:28,448 --> 00:16:32,758
IT'’S JUST A SECRET
THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT.

423
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:33,758
[leaves rustling]

424
00:16:33,758 --> 00:16:36,620
[dramatic music]

425
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:37,620
WHAT'’S WRONG, SPONGEBOB?

426
00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:39,068
- JUST AS I THOUGHT.

427
00:16:39,068 --> 00:16:40,551
WE'’RE BEING FOLLOWED.

428
00:16:40,551 --> 00:16:41,620
THAT'’S IT.

429
00:16:44,724 --> 00:16:46,344
LOOKS LIKE NO ONE
WAS FOLLOWING US

430
00:16:46,344 --> 00:16:47,793
TO THE HIDEOUT AFTER ALL.

431
00:16:47,793 --> 00:16:49,172
- FOUND IT!

432
00:16:49,172 --> 00:16:50,448
- HEY.

433
00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:52,137
WERE YOU FOLLOWING US?

434
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,000
- NO, I JUST SAW THE SIGN.

435
00:16:55,551 --> 00:16:56,689
- [sighs]

436
00:16:58,275 --> 00:17:00,551
- SO YOU THOUGHT
YOU COULD HIDE THE TREASURE

437
00:17:00,551 --> 00:17:02,862
FROM OLD MAN KRABS, DID YOU?

438
00:17:02,862 --> 00:17:04,620
- I'’M NOT AWARE OF ANY TREASURE,

439
00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:06,689
BUT I SUPPOSE SINCE
YOU'’RE SUCH A NICE BOSS,

440
00:17:06,689 --> 00:17:08,103
YOU CAN HANG OUT AT THE HIDEOUT,

441
00:17:08,103 --> 00:17:09,689
JUST AS LONG AS YOU KEEP IT
A SECRET.

442
00:17:09,689 --> 00:17:11,517
[mimicking SpongeBob]

443
00:17:11,517 --> 00:17:12,689
YOU'’RE SUCH A NICE--

444
00:17:12,689 --> 00:17:15,137
YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE
THIS MALARKEY?

445
00:17:15,137 --> 00:17:17,103
THE OLD STONEWALL, EH?

446
00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:19,000
WELL, WE'’LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

447
00:17:20,482 --> 00:17:22,655
WHERE'’D YOU TWO BLUNDERERS
FIND THE GOLD COIN?

448
00:17:22,655 --> 00:17:24,793
- IF MY EYES WEREN'’T BURNING
LIKE THEY WERE FULL OF LAVA,

449
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:26,862
I COULD SHOW YOU.

450
00:17:26,862 --> 00:17:29,068
- PUSHOVERS.

451
00:17:29,068 --> 00:17:30,379
[laughing]

452
00:17:30,379 --> 00:17:33,413
- I KNEW I'’D FIND IT!

453
00:17:33,413 --> 00:17:35,241
CHECK IT OUT, FELLERS!

454
00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:38,413
COLD, HARD DOUBLOONS!

455
00:17:38,413 --> 00:17:41,103
- UH, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE
A CLOSER LOOK AT YOUR COINAGE.

456
00:17:42,206 --> 00:17:43,482
- EH?
WHAT'’S THIS?

457
00:17:43,482 --> 00:17:45,827
"TOKEN HAS NO MONETARY VALUE"?

458
00:17:45,827 --> 00:17:47,034
TOKENS?

459
00:17:47,034 --> 00:17:48,586
THIS MUST BE A DECOY.

460
00:17:53,793 --> 00:17:55,310
- AHOY, MR. KRABS.

461
00:17:55,310 --> 00:17:57,586
MAYBE THEY HID THE LOOT OFF-SHIP
IN THAT SHED.

462
00:18:00,034 --> 00:18:01,793
- HEE-HEE!

463
00:18:01,793 --> 00:18:03,793
WHAT THE BARNACLES?

464
00:18:03,793 --> 00:18:06,551
IT'’S JUST FULL OF TICKETS.

465
00:18:06,551 --> 00:18:09,137
- WELL, YOU USUALLY DO FIND
TICKETS IN A TICKET BOOTH.

466
00:18:09,137 --> 00:18:10,620
- TICKET BOOTH?

467
00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:12,655
- AND WHY ARE THERE HEIGHT
RESTRICTIONS ON THE CREW?

468
00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:14,965
- "MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE"?

469
00:18:14,965 --> 00:18:17,793
- WELL, MAYBE THEY HAD SOMETHING
AGAINST SHORT PEOPLE.

470
00:18:17,793 --> 00:18:19,482
I LIKE THEIR LITTLE CLOTHES.

471
00:18:20,689 --> 00:18:23,068
- "CAPTAIN'’S QUARTERS."

472
00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:25,551
THERE MUST BE SOME
TREASURE HERE, MR. KRABS.

473
00:18:25,551 --> 00:18:27,000
- OUT OF ME WAY, BOY.

474
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,379
I KNEW IT.

475
00:18:30,379 --> 00:18:32,000
THE LOST TREASURE
OF THE MAUNA LOA

476
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,655
IS FINALLY MINE.

477
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:36,551
I CAN PRACTICALLY
TASTE THEM JEWELS.

478
00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,862
THAT WAS A LITTLE LIGHTER
THAN I THOUGHT.

479
00:18:40,862 --> 00:18:41,862
HUH?

480
00:18:41,862 --> 00:18:43,310
IT'’S EMPTY.

481
00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:44,482
NO GOOD!

482
00:18:44,482 --> 00:18:45,517
HA HA!

483
00:18:45,517 --> 00:18:46,793
VERY CLEVER, CAP'’N.

484
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,241
THROWING KRABS
THE OL'’ RINGER, EH?

485
00:18:49,241 --> 00:18:51,344
HE MUST HAVE A TREASURE MAP
OR SOMETHING.

486
00:18:51,344 --> 00:18:52,620
WHERE YOU KEEPING IT?

487
00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:53,655
IN YOUR POCKET?

488
00:18:56,896 --> 00:18:58,103
PLASTIC?

489
00:18:58,103 --> 00:18:59,310
HANG ON A MINUTE.

490
00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:03,241
PLASTIC CAPTAIN,
A TICKET BOOTH, TOKENS.

491
00:19:03,241 --> 00:19:05,206
THIS AIN'’T THE WRECK
OF THE MAUNA LOA.

492
00:19:05,206 --> 00:19:08,206
IT'’S THE WRECK OF THE MAUNA LOA
AMUSEMENT PARK RIDE.

493
00:19:08,206 --> 00:19:09,206
[both gasp]

494
00:19:09,206 --> 00:19:11,793
- NO WONDER WE WERE SO AMUSED.

495
00:19:11,793 --> 00:19:14,379
- WELL, I'’M NOT.

496
00:19:14,379 --> 00:19:16,068
- REMEMBER, YOU'’RE ALWAYS
WELCOME BACK

497
00:19:16,068 --> 00:19:17,344
AT THE SECRET HIDEOUT.

498
00:19:17,344 --> 00:19:18,965
- THIS PLACE AIN'’T GOT
NO TREASURE.

499
00:19:18,965 --> 00:19:20,758
KEEP YOUR WORTHLESS
HUNK OF JUNK.

500
00:19:20,758 --> 00:19:22,482
- OKAY, BUT WOULD YOU MIND

501
00:19:22,482 --> 00:19:24,724
KEEPING THIS WORTHLESS
HUNK OF JUNK A SECRET?

502
00:19:24,724 --> 00:19:25,965
WOULDN'’T BE MUCH OF A SECRET

503
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,931
IF WE HAD
A MILLION PEOPLE SHOWING UP.

504
00:19:27,931 --> 00:19:30,551
- HO, HO, HO,
DON'’T FLATTER YOURSELF.

505
00:19:30,551 --> 00:19:32,206
PEOPLE WANT TO SEE
THE REAL THING.

506
00:19:32,206 --> 00:19:34,758
IT'’S NOT LIKE A MILLION PEOPLE
JUST SHOW UP

507
00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:37,758
TO AN OLD AMUSEMENT PARK RIDE
FOR FUN.

508
00:19:37,758 --> 00:19:39,206
WAIT A MINUTE.

509
00:19:39,206 --> 00:19:40,344
THAT'’S EXACTLY WHAT THEY DO.

510
00:19:40,344 --> 00:19:41,931
HO, HO, HO!

511
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,724
BRACE YOURSELVES, FELLERS.

512
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,551
YOUR HIDEAWAY IS ABOUT TO BECOME

513
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:48,137
THE WORST-KEPT SECRET
IN THE SEA.

514
00:19:48,137 --> 00:19:50,620
- WELCOME TO THE WRECK
OF THE MAUNA LOA.

515
00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:51,620
ARR.

516
00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:52,655
HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

517
00:19:52,655 --> 00:19:54,689
- I'’LL TAKE TEN TOKENS, PLEASE.

518
00:19:54,689 --> 00:19:55,689
- STEP RIGHT UP.

519
00:19:55,689 --> 00:19:56,965
DON'’T BE SHY.

520
00:19:56,965 --> 00:19:59,310
EXPERIENCE THE AMUSEMENT
AND TERROR

521
00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:01,896
OF THE WRECK OF THE MAUNA LOA.

522
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:04,827
[crowd hollering]

523
00:20:07,655 --> 00:20:12,551
all: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
WHOA! WHOA!

524
00:20:12,551 --> 00:20:13,551
- THAT'’S RIGHT, FOLKS,

525
00:20:13,551 --> 00:20:15,000
WE SPARED NO EXPENSE

526
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,275
IN RESTORING THIS CLASSIC SHIP
TO ITS FORMER GLORY.

527
00:20:18,275 --> 00:20:20,275
- SORRY, HONEY,
BUT YOU'’LL HAVE TO COME BACK

528
00:20:20,275 --> 00:20:21,275
WHEN YOU'’RE A BIG BOY.

529
00:20:21,275 --> 00:20:24,172
- OH, I DISAGREE.

530
00:20:24,172 --> 00:20:29,137
I'’D SAY THE LITTLE FELLER'’S
JUST RIGHT.

531
00:20:29,137 --> 00:20:30,620
[laughs]

532
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:32,931
[all muttering indistinctly]

533
00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:34,689
- IT'’S GONE, PATRICK.

534
00:20:34,689 --> 00:20:38,620
OUR SECRET PARADISE
IS GONE FOREVER.

535
00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:43,000
- AND, ALAS, EVEN
THE JOYOUS SHRIEKS OF CHILDREN

536
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,758
CANNOT LIFT MY SUNKEN HEART.

537
00:20:45,758 --> 00:20:47,551
- HOW ABOUT ANOTHER RIDE
TO CHEER YOU UP?

538
00:20:47,551 --> 00:20:48,655
- LET'’S DO THIS!

539
00:20:48,655 --> 00:20:51,586
[all cheering]

540
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,241
- WHOO-HOO-HOO!

541
00:20:55,241 --> 00:20:57,068
clang!

542
00:20:57,068 --> 00:20:58,517
[all cheering]

543
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,724
[machine powering up]

544
00:21:03,793 --> 00:21:06,068
[crowd screaming]

545
00:21:06,068 --> 00:21:07,931
[laughter]

546
00:21:10,517 --> 00:21:12,827
- WHOA!

547
00:21:12,827 --> 00:21:14,758
- [laughing]

548
00:21:19,758 --> 00:21:20,689
[all gasp]

549
00:21:23,689 --> 00:21:25,931
[all screaming]

550
00:21:25,931 --> 00:21:29,689
[both laughing]

551
00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:30,724
- WHOA!

552
00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:33,206
boom!

553
00:21:36,931 --> 00:21:38,551
both: WHOO!

554
00:21:38,551 --> 00:21:41,379
WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!

555
00:21:41,379 --> 00:21:43,000
[both laughing]

556
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,793
- THAT WAS AWESOME!

557
00:21:44,793 --> 00:21:45,793
- YEAH!

558
00:21:45,793 --> 00:21:47,379
TOTALLY REALISTIC.

559
00:21:47,379 --> 00:21:48,655
- REALISTIC?

560
00:21:48,655 --> 00:21:51,344
THAT REALISM
NEARLY COST US OUR LIVES.

561
00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:53,448
- MR. KRABS PUT
ALL OUR LIVES IN DANGER

562
00:21:53,448 --> 00:21:55,206
WITH THIS CARELESS CONTRAPTION.

563
00:21:55,206 --> 00:21:56,655
- WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

564
00:21:56,655 --> 00:21:58,137
OUR LITTLE BOY
COULD'’VE BEEN HURT

565
00:21:58,137 --> 00:21:59,862
ON YOUR DISASTER OF A RIDE.

566
00:21:59,862 --> 00:22:03,551
- OKAY, PEOPLE, LET'’S NOT
DO ANYTHING WE MIGHT REGRET.

567
00:22:03,551 --> 00:22:05,827
- TOO LATE FOR THAT, KRABS.

568
00:22:05,827 --> 00:22:07,000
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

569
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,862
YOU CAN'’T TAKE ME TO THE POKEY.

570
00:22:08,862 --> 00:22:11,896
- FOR OPERATING A DANGER
TO PUBLIC SAFETY I CAN,

571
00:22:11,896 --> 00:22:13,310
AND I WILL.

572
00:22:13,310 --> 00:22:15,482
HONESTLY, I THINK
YOU'’LL BE SAFER IN PRISON.

573
00:22:20,551 --> 00:22:23,620
- WELL, BUDDY, I GUESS WE
REALLY LOST OUR SECRET HIDEOUT

574
00:22:23,620 --> 00:22:24,793
THIS TIME.

575
00:22:24,793 --> 00:22:26,793
- AND JUST WHEN EVERYONE
WAS STARTING

576
00:22:26,793 --> 00:22:28,724
TO FIND OUT ABOUT IT, TOO.

577
00:22:28,724 --> 00:22:30,310
- OH, WHO KNOWS, PATRICK?

578
00:22:30,310 --> 00:22:33,793
THE NEXT FUN, FUN PLACE MIGHT BE
JUST AROUND THE CORNER, HUH?

579
00:22:33,793 --> 00:22:35,413
- WELL, I DOUBT IT.

580
00:22:36,586 --> 00:22:37,724
[both screaming]

581
00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:38,896
slam!

582
00:22:40,655 --> 00:22:42,793
"THE REAL MAUNA LOA"?

583
00:22:42,793 --> 00:22:44,344
OOH.

584
00:22:44,344 --> 00:22:46,965
PATRICK, CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET?

585
00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:47,896
- NOPE.

586
00:22:50,724 --> 00:22:53,689
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587
00:22:53,689 --> 00:22:56,758
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588
00:22:56,758 --> 00:23:04,689
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